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Dry Water
$9,999.99
Meet Dry Water: the refreshment for anyone tired of water making things wet. Presented as a drink in a tumbler, it’s the absurdly sensible answer to spills—because why should a beverage get to boss your table around? Serve it with a straight face, enjoy the conversation it starts, and keep your expectations delightfully dry. Dry Water: hydration’s most improbable plot twist.